Satire

SATIRE | Scott Morrison blindsides me and doesn't like my counter

By Mark Bode
January 15 2020 - 7:00pm
SCOMO UNCHAINED: Scott Morrison goes for my jugular at a cards night.
SCOMO UNCHAINED: Scott Morrison goes for my jugular at a cards night.

I was surprised, to say the least, when Scott Morrison phoned me out of the blue last week and invited me to a cards night with old uni mates of ours. The evening took place at a mansion on Sydney Harbour. Sitting on a large second-storey balcony, absorbing a multimillion-dollar view, I was struck by the vagaries of life; how one day you're eyeballing a toilet bowl, heaving a recovering junkie's tune, and years later you're cocooned in opulence enjoying the company of friends.

Subscribe now for unlimited access.

$0/

(min cost $0)

or signup to continue reading

See subscription options

Get the latest Ulladulla news in your inbox

Sign up for our newsletter to stay up to date.

We care about the protection of your data. Read our Privacy Policy.